The Burnsland List of Relevance (5/10/13)

Here is the Burnsland List of Relevance for this week. What exactly is relevance, anyway? Is relevance even relevant these days? Who knows.

  1. Mothers - Mothers’ Day is this weekend. And everyone has had a mother a some point in life. Be thankful for yours.
  2. Money - It seems like you need money to do so many things these days. Too bad money isn’t free.
  3. Ketchup - Why do some people still insist on spelling it “catsup”? Isn’t this the 21st Century? My cat doesn’t sup on ketchup, anyway.
  4. Glasses - I can see better with mine than without them. I can see even better when mine are clean. Funny how that works.
  5. Tuesday - Tuesdays never seem to get any love, except for “Kids Eat Free” specials at restaurants. So I’m just trying to show Tuesdays a little love.
  6. Trees - Joyce Kilmer thought she would never see a poem as lovely as a tree. Well, duh - poems are just a bunch of words.
  7. Calculators - Hey kids, don’t worry if you can’t pass math class. We have calculators!
  8. Eight - I’m thinking of a number between 7 and 9. Bet you can’t guess what it is.

That’s the list for this week. Check back soon for more!